Sunday, July 11, 2010

Time to Lighten Up

With so much doom and gloom happening, it's time to take a break. And look at some other things instead. That will hopefully cheer you up. And not get us sued:

Something to keep in mind. Be very careful. Why? Because white people are everywhere. Just when you think it's safe, another one pops up.

Will Lebron Mania ever stop? Not if David Stern has anything to do with it.

Is there anything these days that you can't sue over?

A restaurant in India says that they have the world's hottest hot sauce. Have they been put on the U.N. sanctions list for having a "weapon of mass destruction"? I mean, fair is fair, right?

First, there was TV. Then, reality TV. Is the next step "non-reality" TV? How will you pitch that in a studio meeting?

Memo to the haves from the have nots: How much f******g money do you need, anyway?

First, Obama Mania. Then, Lebron Mania. Some "producer" somewhere is trying to combine the two.

Would you eat dinner using a Lebron plate and dinnerware?

We would love to be able to license a word for use by everyone else. Imagine every time someone used this word, we get a check. Global capitalism at it's finest.

More as it happens.

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